Fics like you are everything i want (cause you are everything i'm not)

Archer and Cyril hate each other and are stuck sharing a hotel suite. There's only one bed. ///// When Cyril came back it was immediately obvious to Archer where he’d killed the last few hours. Archer himself was in the ornate living room bath with bubbles up to his waist, glasses of red and sparkling wine sitting beside him on the ledge. Cyril looked at him and laughed softly, a drunken-sincere thing that Archer wasn’t sure he’d heard before, “Exactly where I expected you.” “And you went exactly where I suspected,” Archer answered, watching Cyril stumble in and take his blazer off. He draped it on the back of the desk chair, perching on it and resting his head on his arms on top of the desk, “I feel better.” “What, did you jerk off in the elevator and do shots?” Cyril scoffed, “I drank fine prosecco and whiskey and then I got a handjob in the bathroom so…” “So I was close.”

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