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“If we’re the only two who own the game, how the fuck are we on a multiplayer server right now,” Techno says slowly. “Rumor has it this is all an elaborate marketing stunt,” Phil says dully. “Or that I’m actually trapped inside this game Jumanji style and can never leave.” Techno’s so caught off guard by that that he actually barks out a laugh - a loud, uncomfortable chuckle. “Yeah, right.” “It’s true,” Phil continues. His character looks up and meets Techno’s in the eyes. “I am stuck in this game. I’ve been trying to get out for decades. It’s utterly soul-crushing and I’ve given up all hope for a way out.” “Bruh,” Techno says, because he doesn’t know what else to say. ___ [Or: Phil's chat has a running joke that the reason he only streams Minecraft is that he's trapped in the game like a Jumanji character. They're right, even if they don't know it.] [This work is on indefinite hiatus.]

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