Fics like Hostage for Hire

"I'll give you $500 if you let me kidnap you and use you as a hostage for… oh call it 25 minutes? Easy money, right, kid?" "I'm not a kid," Peter replies, immediately. Without thinking. Typical Peter Parker. Luckily, Deadpool has bigger problems, on many levels, and doesn't notice that Peter's reaction to being propositioned for a temporary hostage situation is almost as odd as the proposition itself. "Okay, fine," says Deadpool, checking back through the emergency exit he just barged in from. "Let’s make it a thousand and I'll call you Daddy, how's that?" Deadpool pays Peter Parker to pretend to be his hostage, and then Peter sort of ends up sleeping with Spider-man’s best buddy Deadpool. Things only get more out of control from there. A comics-verse fast burn conflagration of idiots to lovers and identity porn set just after Spider-man/Deadpool #50 and during the post-Hydra-Cap fallout. Note: this is comics canon so Wade and Peter are both in their late 30s.

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