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The crispy-looking emo was loping over towards him, looking like he was trying to be casual, but he had a gleam in his eye that Izuku didn’t like. “So,” the man says, “what happened to your arm?” Ah, Izuku recognizes that. It’s a Fanboy Look. That needs to be dispelled as soon as possible. “Stuck it down the garbage disposal,” he replies blandly. The man chokes a little. “I was mad at Player One and he doesn’t like it when I hurt myself, so I just shoved my whole arm in there. Quick and efficient way to lose a lot of blood, lemme tell you. Got some on the ceiling. Then when I woke up I drank an entire bottle of cheap tequila and felt sorry for myself.” The man (Dabi, he said?) stares at him, openmouthed. “Also, I’m only fourteen, and I’ve had enough of sex for at least a year, so don’t try anything. I’ll break your kneecaps.” -- Or: Midoriya is drafted into the League of Villains, and it could have been worse. Probably.

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