Fics like Serj Tankian Buys A Table

this is basically just a shitpost lmao. Serj Tankian commits vehicular homicide, violates several traffic laws, and carries out table genocide in his quest to purchase a new table at Ikea. (Content warning: singular f word. I didn't really think it was enough to warrant a teen rating)

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