Fics like Hypothesis Testing

“Wow, I don’t even know where to start with that...” Ichigo muttered incredulously. “No, he is definitely not interested in anything other than fighting me. Seriously, what is wrong with you? And even if he was, I certainly am not. I’m not interested in anyone like that, let alone Grimmjow of all people.” ‘Of course yer not interested in tha arrancar,’ a voice tinged with the edge of a scream said deep within his mind. ‘Yer far too distracted by yer shinigami ta notice anyone else. Tho’ blondie here is right about ‘im.’ ‘Honestly,’ Ichigo growled back silently, ‘Can I go a single damn day without the peanut gallery commenting on my every waking moment?’ ‘Would it make ya feel better if I lied an’ said yes?”