Fics like i feel so unsure (take my hand, lead me to the floor)

'"Am I really the only one who’s noticed that every time we try to sabotage his plans, he just comes out of it better than ever?” “Nonsense. If we do it enough, he’s bound to suffer eventually,” replied Rudyard, who had presumably never heard Einstein’s definition of insanity. At this point, valued reader, it occurs to me that some context may do you good. You see, Rudyard and Georgie (and Antigone, begrudgingly) had been scheming for weeks for a new way to disgrace the Chapman name and win back some business, after Chapman had announced a truly inexcusable plan, an insult to all values held by Funn Funerals: he would be hosting a Village Tea Dance.' (or: fellas, is it gay to slow dance with your rival because he double dared you)

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