Fics like OMEGA GRAD STUDENT GETS PREGNANT: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

"...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him. Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone. In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates. “Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?” Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip. Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.

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