Fics like Like a Good Neighbor

"I'm Gonzo." The guy said. Dirk watched him start to tremble, his legs kicking out at thin air. He didn't think his new neighbor was going to last much longer, but he really wanted to see how long he could hold out. "Dirk." "Hi, Dirk! Say, uh, I hate to bother you but could you help a guy out and pull me up? You look strong, and I'm pretty light! It shouldn't be a problem for a guy like you at all." "A guy like me, huh?" Dirk mumbled in reply, leaning his head on his hand. He flexed his arms as subtly as he could. "You said I look strong? Just where have you been looking, neighbor?" "Um." Gonzo swallowed awkwardly, and the way his eyes were searching Dirk's face for a sign of anything to give away if he was serious or not was something Dirk thought he would never get enough of. "Sorry, are you flirting with me?" "Depends." Dirk shrugged. "Do you think I'm flirting with you?" "I think I'll be able to think it over better when my feet are on solid ground." Dirk meets his new neighbor and he is somehow exactly his type

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