Fics like Banquet What-If

Remember when the centurion said to Unpatriotix in Asterix and the Banquet "If you're lying, you get 200 lashes?" What if he decided to punish Asterix before Obelix rescued him? Rating for some pretty graphic depictions of violence. This is a self-indulgent hurt/comfort wallow, pure and simple.

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