Fics like Barbatos, his wine, and how Morax should have seen it coming

Zhongli pinches his nose and sighs heavily, already hating himself for giving in so easily. “If I humor you, will you return to Mondstadt and leave me alone?” Venti makes a show of resting his hand solemnly over his heart. “On my honor as Barbatos, God of Wind and defender of the City of Freedom. If I lie, may Celestia forsake me and throw me into the Abyss.” The sleeping dragon inside Zhongli stirs pleasantly at the thought of the drunken bard being thrown, flowery hat first, into the Abyss. Maybe this situation is a win-win for him after all? “Very well. One game.” (Or, Zhongli accepts to play a drinking game with Venti and soon realizes he has made a terrible mistake. Wine is poured and feelings are faced.)

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