Fics like An Autoethnographic Account of Hanahaki Disease and Speculation to its Causes

“Dr Geiszler, you’re not an epidemiologist either!” Hermann had snapped back, face all pink, and he slammed his sandwich onto his tray. “Pip pip Mako,” Newt continued, ignoring everything Hermann had said and cutting him off, “Time to make the world’s worst cup of tea and maths my way into an incorrect conclusion!!” That conversation had quickly turned into a full argument, delightfully petty and unstoppable even by Mako’s intervention, ending only with their expulsion from the mess by some severely underpaid food service workers. They did not speak at all for three days until Newt had discovered a packet of coveted sour gummy worms near his newest sample cases, and Hermann had found linzer cookies on one of his many CRTs. So, safe to say, Newt’s a bit of an acknowledged expert about Hanahaki. Newt's got a handle on all the various things going on his life. Being THE Kaiju expert? Check. Being one of two K-Scientists left? Check. The intense pressure to save the world? Check. Interpersonal relationships? Check. So it really doesn't make any sense that he's contracted the stupid flower disease, because it just doesn't fit with the facts of his life at all. No, seriously.

Fics like An Autoethnographic Account of Hanahaki Disease and Speculation to its Causes

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