Fics like Ineffable Protocols

ART, Murderbot, and Three are on a crewless run when they encounter anomalous phenomena in normal space and in a wormhole. Enter Aziraphale and Crowley, a married couple on an interstellar holiday in their vintage ground transport. Yes, they are very weird and Murderbot does not trust them. They ask for help dealing with Aziraphale's old boss, who may also be a danger to the local system and to the Perihelion, and undertake to teach them to use magic. On the one hand, this is obviously bullshit. On the other hand, Crowley did turn int a giant snake, Aziraphale did produce cake by snapping his fingers, their luggage does appear to be bottomless, and the implications of their story for the origin and safe handling of alien remnants have too much potential import to ignore completely.

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