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Shen Yuan squinted at the neon sign above his head. If he tilted his head just so, he could make out the letter A in sputtering, sparkling red. There were no hours posted on the splintering wooden door, no menu gracing the mildew-spotted brick wall. "Shang Qinghua, what the fuck is this?" "What are you talking about?" Shang Qinghua poked at his smartphone. A lock of caramel-colored hair flopped over his creased forehead. "It's New York's hottest restaurant." ---- Inspired by this tweet by adspexi: "picky food blogger shen yuan's only 100% positive review with glowing references to the quality ingredients and attentive service is for luo binghe's little hole-in-the-wall with an ever-changing menu and no posted hours, which is completely and transparently a mob front"

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