Fics like Menace

Lan Qiren would like to not be in this situation. There are too many absurdities to contend with at the same time, and Lan Qiren is determined to blame every last one of them solely on Wei Wuxian. Among aforementioned absurdities, in no particular order, are: A loudly braying donkey. A surprisingly even louder Lan Jingyi, wrangling said donkey while making a valiant yet futile effort to avoid swearwords – both of which Lan Qiren intends to reprimand him for as soon as his life returns to some semblance of sanity. The entire fact that said donkey requires wrangling in the first place due to the ill-advised end-goal being to transport the animal via sword. The fact that this means that Lan Qiren is left to wrangle the demonic-cultivating, donkey-owning, exonerated menace of the entire cultivation world in general and Lan Qiren’s existence in particular, Wei Wuxian. Yes, this is all Wei Wuxian’s fault. Or: Wei Wuxian is injured on a night hunt, and Lan Qiren is stuck having to deal with it.

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