Fics like Go Big or Go - No, Not Boom

“Do you want me to turn that wig into a bird feeder or not?” Damian sighs, exasperated, but still waves his arm offhandedly as if to give him permission. What a brat. Jason throws, lands, and sticks the crab bite neatly in Justin’s exquisite locks without any casualties. Jason shouts, warmth bubbling inside him at his own victory. He throws a wide grin at his brother behind him, and he's able to enjoy the full three seconds he gets to witness Damian’s equally wide grin before Heaven itself rains down on them and sumits them to Hell. (Or the one where Jason and Damian willingly decide to be stuck together during a gala and their chilled evening of throwing crab bites on strangers' hair is interrupted by unwanted bombs. Which would be fine, if Damian priorities were the same as Jason's.)

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