Fics like Say Anything...Except That

Wait…what are we doing? A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about? Oh. Yeah. You got anything yet? Nothin’. Some writer you are. Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard. So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really. What about you know, basic plot details? That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what? We can’t just— Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS. You’re a wordsmith. Truly. I know. I should just write this baby myself! If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex. ...What's your point?

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