Fics like Smooth Jazz as a Weapon of Mass Destruction

Maxwell reached over her girlfriend to reach under the couch and whip out… A keyboard. "You need to all agree on the song. Like a jury,” she explained with all the seriousness of a conference presentation. “If you fail to agree within one minute, I’ll start playing the worst smooth jazz you’ve ever heard.” AKA the squad has a little drunk reunion involving a keyboard, the threat of elevator music, and a rude, hacked Roomba.

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