Fics like The Art of Customer Service

"Because standing at craft services, eating a cookie in almost a single bite and still somehow looking perfect, was David Rose. This was bad. This was very bad. This was not at all good. In any way. Except it was. Obviously. Patrick couldn’t pretend that he hadn’t daydreamed a moment like this; just once or twice as his mind wandered during Miss Henderson’s drier physics classes. But, in the comfort of his own brain, he had imagined a meeting of eyes across a music store, perhaps a chance encounter on a scenic hike. He would be suave and charming and he would know what to do with his hands. Patrick did not currently know what to do with his hands." When Rose Video head office puts out a request for employees to act in its customer service training videos, Patrick Brewer jumps at the chance. What he wasn't prepared for, was his scene partner...

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