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“You joined the Fatui—” Darya says slowly. “—because you think Master Tartaglia and La Signora are hot? That’s it? Holy fucking shit?” “Hey, there’s no ethical employment under capitalism, okay, let me live.” Zakhar shrugs. Then, he thinks for a moment. “Actually, I have no idea what economic system Teyvat is currently under. It’s a mess, how are we functioning—” “Please don’t speak to me about the economy,” Darya puts her face into her hands. “Darya, there’s so much inflation—” “I’M NOT LISTENING!” - A day in the life of a Fatui grunt.

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