Fics like call me when you’re bored (and you’re playing with yourself)

Tony’s probably going to approach it super diplomatically, tell Peter that it’s totally normal to have dreams like that at his age, however it’s not appropriate to accidentally broadcast them to the subject matter in question and it would probably be best if they didn’t have any contact anymore so that no one got the wrong idea and made it even more awkward. It’s fine. Peter could take it. His phone makes the swooshing sound of an incoming message and he chuckles dryly towards the ceiling before glancing down at the screen. Reads the message. Reads it again. I’ve had my share of weird sex dreams. Including about you.

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