Fics like [Podfic] "XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE --- DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!"

Author's summary: "I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is." "There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose." "So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?" "That was foreplay."

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