Fics like Don't Kiss the Cook

"Do you have a problem?" The chef asked before tacking on a "sir" as an afterthought. How rude. "Yes." Hannibal brought forth the plate of grey sludge. "I ordered runny eggs, these look like and are the consistency of wet painted concrete. "Are the eggs runny?" "A little," Hannibal admitted. "But it is more like—" "Then they are runny eggs." The rude man interrupted. "Look, I'm rather busy. Eat the eggs, don't eat the eggs, just get out of my kitchen." And with that, the chef turned back to the stove. Hannibal stood there gobsmacked. The nerve of the man! If he didn't look like a Botticelli come to life, he would be on the menu for Hannibal's next dinner party. Whatever interest Hannibal had in the man didn't extend so far as letting him off the hook completely. "I really must insist you remake my dish, the eggs are quite inedible." "You... insist?" The chef turned around from the stove once more, wielding his metal spatula as menacingly as a spatula could be wielded. "I do." ___ Diner AU, featuring Sassy Chef Will Graham and ER Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Inspired by Reddit post: "My Boyfriend keeps getting into fights with a cook at Waffle House"

Fics like Don't Kiss the Cook

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