Fics like The Dunkin’ Donuts Guide to Surviving Gotham City

Previously on, QUARANTINED: RED ROBIN’S TIK TOK ACCOUNT: “Can we have a spin-off account of the adventures of that Dunkin Donuts worker that led to him not even batting an eye the absolute absurdity that is the Bats?” Yes, you absolutely can. . . . In a world full of aliens, vigilantes, and villains, it must be pretty boring to work the night shift at a Dunkin Donut’s... right? Ha ha ha, no. It’s impossible for anything to be boring when you’ve the entire Batclan and many, many others all appearing at your counter in the middle of the night with little to no warning. Seriously, the bell above the door doesn’t even ring when they walk in. It’s terrifying. And that’s assuming they actually come in the normal way, which, by the way, they do not. The only solace that can be found in dealing with these maniacs is that there’s a helpful How-To section in the Dunkin Donut’s handbook that covers everything from Red Robin’s ridiculous coffee order to what to do in the event that Nightwing and Spoiler ride up on a hideous scooter while ominously chanting for donuts. Yeahhh... you should really read the handbook. You know, if you want to survive.

Fics like The Dunkin’ Donuts Guide to Surviving Gotham City

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