Fics like You're Such a Baboso, Rick...

The light burns his retinas for a second, then his eyes adjust and settle onto the mess on the floor caught within the doorway: It’s Rick. Absolutely wasted. Three unlabeled bottles are scattered around him, definitely of the alien moonshine variety, illegal in fifty-three planets, including this one if they knew about it. Snorting, face down, ass out. Reeking of liquor and piss. Just a total mess. “Ugh... Rick... come on... again?” Morty nudges Rick’s shoulder with his foot. He groans and covers his face from the searing bathroom lights. “Ugggghhh déjame en paz, cabrón...” ~~~~ A short and silly one-shot I wrote at 3 am involving a wasted Rick flat on the bathroom floor and an irritated Morty just trying to use the bathroom undisturbed getting cussed out in Rick's first language, Spanish. Morty can't catch a break. But hey, at least he can connect to his Latin roots through speaking Spanish with his grandpa once he's, like, two bottles in, right? Right?.... Oof... ~~~~

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