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After countless baseless paternity suits from the women in his life, Lex finds out that his meteor mutation makes it impossible to have children... with humans. But when the most powerful man in Metropolis is told he can't do something, he refuses to take no for an answer! Unfortunately, Lex doesn't always come up with the most rational plans when drunk. Like trying to badger his Kryptonian archnemesis into making some babies the 'old fashioned way.'

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