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"God, Namjoon," Hoseok snaps, pointing at him with a mini nacho, "just admit you want to eat your tiny cracker sandwiches off Yoongi's ass and go." Namjoon gapes, cheeks turning bright red as he shakes his head. "I didn't - I don't -" "Human furniture, Namjoon?" Yoongi drawls, raising an eyebrow as he enters the room with his plate of tiny pizzas. He had insisted on warming them in the microwave and the cheese is still bubbling. "Didn't realize you were so kinky," Yoongi adds. There's a heavy pause as Yoongi settles on the couch between them. He crosses one leg over the other and picks up a tiny pizza, cutting his eyes to Namjoon. "Maybe I could be into that." -OR- Namjoon and Hoseok use Yoongi as a table to eat Lunchables, but what Namjoon really wants to eat is his ass.

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