Fics like Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe’s Epic Adventures in the Modern World--record scratch/ RE-RE-RE-REMIX

Shen Yuan wakes up. There are two people in his bed. This is less concerning than the blade pointed at his throat. He sits up in alarm, almost decapitating himself. Luckily, the person holding the sword moves it away, leaving him unharmed; the pillow that he throws at the sword in instinct falls to a more dire fate. Cheap batting spills from the two halves of it as it drops, lifeless, to the bed. Shen Yuan scrambles to the other side of the bed as best he can, tangled in the sheets, and knees the third person in the side in the process. Luo Binghe makes a winded hooph sort of noise, and jerks upright, majestic hair falling everywhere. His robes are draping open; Shen Yuan is seized with the instinct to bury his head in that stacked chest like an ostrich in the sand. Maybe wrap the robes around his face so he can’t see what’s going on. Luo Binghe will protect him, right? He counts as a harem member now, he should have all the dubious privileges that entails!

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