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"There isn't gonna be a wedding, Tony," Steve sighed. "But Rooogers, everyone knows you guys are- what'd they say in ye olden days?- going steady?" "Nobody's going steady, Stark," Bucky said, and Steve could practically hear him rolling his eyes. "We're both well over thirty." "Past thirty and still not wed?" Tony shouted and covered his mouth with his hand like he was a lady in a cartoon. "What will the neighbors say?!" "Stop it, Tony," Steve sighed. "But why?!" Tony said, making puppy eyes at them. "You would be perfect together! We'd-" "Because we are already married, dammit!" Bucky shouted irritatedly and yanked a chain from underneath his under armor. There, among his dog tags, hung a well-worn golden band. *** Steve and Bucky tell their friends the story of how they got married not-so-legally eighty years ago. Featuring: The Avengers being every bit as endearingly annoying as you'd expect your family to be, one (1) exhausted priest (seriously, someone give this man a break), and two super dorks stupidly in love since they were just two kids from Brooklyn :3

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