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Technoblade watched him from across the table like he had grown three heads and horns, like he had never been more bored in his life. "So, uh… Let me get this straight," Technoblade said. "You got yourself spored by some funky mushroom and now you want me to, uh, sleep with you as your favor?" "Yeah..." He nodded. "That's about the gist of it." "Alright."

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