Fics like Resuscitate Me, Baby

There's only one thing that humans really have right about their underwater brethren, and that would be that they enjoy capturing land dwellers. Not for the nefarious, flesh-eating sort of plots, but as a right of passage almost. One must at least attempt to snatch one of those beach-going humans if one is ever going to be seen as a respectable adult in society. Most of the youngsters come back clutching a bikini top and giggling hysterically (and they wonder where their lost articles of clothing go), but the truly fortunate actually get their hands on someone. And that is exactly what our protagonist (or antagonist) is doing right this very minute.

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