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Being in the kidnapping business, Nicky thinks, is rather distasteful, but it’s more or less a matter of routine. You take someone, the family pays, everyone goes home happy—grazie, prego, kiss kiss. Just as long as you don’t catch feelings for your captive. (Or: A trashy pseudo-bodice ripper disguised as something vaguely resembling a Trust AU.)

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