Fics like I’m Not a Bully, I’m Just an Idiot!

“Wait, so why does this guy think you’re bullying him?” Darwin asked. “Because he thinks I called him a fucking gay idiot.” Erik replied. “Why does he think that?” “I may have said those words. Out loud. Next to him.” -- OR: In which Charles thinks some metallokinetic mutant, Magnet-o, he calls him in his head, is bullying him. Erik, on the other hand, is trying (and failing) to convince Perky Ass that he isn't a creep.

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