Fics like the art of post-it notes

"No. Listen. I'm not going to argue with you about sperm whales anymore," he says exasperatedly, pinching the bridge of his nose. "They are mammals. I'm 90% sure you're doing this just to get on my nerves." At that, Zhongli straightens his back and proudly sticks the little piece of paper on the other's cup, clicking his pen with a satisfied little huff of breath. "Though their lengthy dive time might suggest that whales are able to breathe underwater, this is not true. Whales are mammals, and breathe air just like humans. Yet these cetaceans do possess incredible abilities to hold their breath for long periods. Sperm whales can complete some of the longest dives by mammals, sometimes lasting as much as 90 minutes,“ the sticky note read, and with that, he goes to place the order on the table, leaving just as swiftly with a small, courteous nod. Alternatively; Zhongli overhears Childe argue about sperm whales. They proceed to communicate through sticky notes and play the waiting game.

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