Fics like i can't believe you bought that

“Did you say someone got this for you?” Shang Qinghua asks incredulously. They’re easily three sizes apart. “Someone got you a cardigan in this size? Who?” Mobei Jun clears his throat. “You don’t know them.” Shang Qinghua is immediately concerned. And very, very appalled. “Have they seen the width of your shoulders? Have they- Have they seen your muscles? How the hell can they think that you would fit into this?!” he demands, scowling. “This is an insult! I will not stand by this! Did you punch them? I hope you punched them. I hope you punched them, and then took this very nice cardigan off them.” Mobei Jun blinks at him. “Is there- Is there something wrong with my shoulders?” he asks. (Or, the one where Mobei Jun awkwardly courts Shang Qinghua with gifts that he 100% did not prepare, nope, not him, he just found them by the road.)

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