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"It’s unfair. It’s so fucking unfair, that after a thousand years of carrying the legacy (figuratively, in his name, and literally, in his hammer) of Angus McFife the first, the legacy that was nothing more than a noble title and a Sisyphean fight against a sorcerer frozen in ice, the McFife bloodline is to end hours after the fulfilment of said legacy. Maybe he could say it’s poetic, if Angus knew a thing about poetry. He doesn’t. He just finds it to be a cosmic kick in the balls. Good job on defeating your multigenerational nemesis, now turn evil or die, the universe seems to tell him, and Angus is, frankly, so done with the universe. The universe straight up sucks." or: Angus McFife may be an idiot but at least his heart is in the right place. don't hurt him for being stupid <3

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