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Betelgeuse thinks for a long moment, affecting a dramatically pensive expression. “Listen. I love ya, so I’ll make you a deal,” he offers, hair turning a brighter green as he tries an excitable, innocent grin on for size. Lydia isn’t stupid; her husband is innocent in the same way murder is a virtue. “And what’s in it for you?” He grins, leaning forward.“Nothing much. Just the next time you say that word,” he says, breath icy cool on her face, “I get one night. Whatever I want.” - aka the one where lydia has to reintroduce bj to the fam as her husband, adam is the best dad, and bj, well, it’s his turn to get the better end of a deal.

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