Fics like hot dilfs in your area (not clickbait!!1!)

Stupid Gordon Freeman and his soft looking hair and endearing laugh and dadbod. On top of that, he was a dad. What the hell was up with that. This was just uncalled for. “Hot DILFs in your area.” Benrey didn’t even realize they’d said that out loud until Tommy’s chest started shaking underneath them in soft laughter. “What?” Tommy said, his hand stilling in Benrey’s hair. The advantage of having a generally monotone voice and not being super expressive was that usually, Benrey could bluff his way out of most of the stupid shit that accidentally came out of his mouth. “Wha?” They said, hoping Tommy would let it slide. Of course, that advantage was usually negated by having a best friend who was well-versed in his idiosyncrasies and could definitely fill in the blanks to explain the wack thought process he just went on. “Did you just call Gordon a DILF?” Dammit. Tommy was laughing at them. What the fuck. 0/10, worst best friend moments. Uncalled for.

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