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"Tell me you meant to hit him with that end," Peter hisses, shooting a web at the unconscious body with one hand, rubbing his temples in frustration with the other. "Uh, I meant to hit him with that end?" Wade sings out, innocently. "But back to more important matters! Little spider wants a bone, but none of the nonnys on Grindr will mask up, huh? Ain't you got a super immune system to go with that super strength and super tight tush?" ~*~*~*~*~ Based on the following tfln: "You fucked him, didn't you?" "He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative COVID test. Of course I fucked him. I'm just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!"

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