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What?” Lucifer answered with a grin, voice suffused with amusement. “You mean you don’t remember the part where you passed out, woke up again, shouted at me,” he paused to put on a god-awful rendition of a Valley girl accent, “IT’S TOO HOT IN THIS FIVE STAR HELLHOLE”, I believe it was. Then tore your clothes off and proceeded to hog the bed?” Springing out of the bed, clutching the sheet to her chest, Chloe fought back the flush rising up her neck. “I do that… sometimes.” ** In which Drunk Chloe is a bed-stealing menace and no one can stop her.

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