Fics like Two Candles Short of a House Fire

This was the best-slash-worst night of Wade’s life. Because, oh em gee, two of his favorite meanies all in one place, putting their full focus on little old him? Swoon. But, um. Two of the meanest people he knew. With their full focus. On small… weak… defenseless… Him. His cock twitched. “I’m going to die,” he decided. “Doubt it,” said Nate, “but not for lack of trying.” (It's a very special day, and somebody very special is getting creamed...)

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