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“I’m not hungry anymore either,” Wei Wuxian continues. “I’ve decided that I don’t actually need to eat dinner. Who needs winter melon soup when bathroom tap water has such a deliciously sulfurous depth of flavor? Ugh—I can’t see anything, where are those damn towels—” A paper towel is shoved into Wei Wuxian’s hand. “Oh, thanks—” “I do not think drinking that water is advisable,” says a voice that is definitely not Jiang Cheng’s. Or, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji meet in a restaurant bathroom after they both go there to escape from their uncomfortable family dinner gatherings.

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