Fics like The Smartest Idiot You Know

You stop at 4B and knock. You hear stumbling, a loud expletive, and then Spencer Reid is standing at his door wearing an apron. You bite back a laugh- given the clear distress on his face, it seems like he wouldn’t take it well. He ushers you in quickly and you smell the unmistakable scent of very burnt bacon. “Are you cooking pancetta on high heat?” you ask immediately. “Thank goodness you’re here,” he says. “What made you think you could start with carbonara?” “I have an IQ of 187.” “You have the common sense of a toddler presented with a box of matches.” In which the reader realizes that while her upstairs neighbor Spencer Reid knows a great many things, he doesn't know how to cook.

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