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"You have a very impressive muscular mass, sir Lydia," the Dragonborn muses. "Well proportioned too." Lydia blinks. Proventus Avenicci pinches his nose. Irileth clenches her fists, and admirably manages to restrain herself from stabbing the object of her annoyance. The Jarl coughs in his elbow, poorly masking his grin. Somewhere in the background, hidden deep inside his den as usual, Farengar is laughing harder than Lydia ever thought possible from him. The Dragonborn is a very strange individual indeed, and apparently is so on a regular basis. Lydia takes a moment to reconsider everything she assumed about Dragonborns, before she gives an answer to the person who's still looking intently at her biceps in the least sexualized way possible. "Thank you," she evenly says. "I train every day." The Dragonborn hums. "Hypothetically, how many giant toes do you believe you can carry at once?" Or: the Dragonborn is into alchemy, really into alchemy, and very much not into saving the world.

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