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“What is the point of these big sticks?” Xue Meng complained, completely ignoring the questions directed his way in favor of hearing the dulcet tone of his own voice. “Mo Ran, explain.” “Kinda like how people are different in size,” Mo Ran said with some humor, still trying to hold back his chuckles. It was never a good idea to tease Xue Meng in so public a location unless one wanted a spectacle. Mo Ran selected one of the matcha sticks from the smaller box, unwrapped one of his own strawberry jumbo sticks, and placed the two side by side. The little matcha stick seemed almost pathetic against its thicker, longer counterpart. Mo Ran rubbed them against each other so that bits of the cream on the matcha stick had rubbed off on the larger, thicker strawberry stick. Mo Ran pressed the two tips together, wriggling them a little. “You know, like this.” Shi Mei fucking hates Singles' Day.

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