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“ASSHOLE! I KNOW YOU’RE HOME” Ares shouted into 511’s peephole, careless with the amount of noise he was making despite the hour, as he could not give a flying fuck about it right now. “I’M GONNA BE THAT JERK BUT OUR BUILDING HAS A GODDAMN NO PETS POLICY AND YOUR CAT WILL NOT STOP MEOWING AND I WILL REPORT YOU-“ In the middle of his tirade, the door was suddenly yanked open, and Ares had to pull his hand back to keep from outright clocking the person that stepped out. Ares lurched back, refocusing his attention on the form that had appeared before him, jaw already working to deliver another supremely profane round of bitchery, and- ----------- Ares has a new neighbor. New neighbor has a cat. Things do not go as expected.

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