Fics like caught in a lie

So far he’s deduced three things, and these things Jungkook Jeon is absolutely sure of: 1. The electoral college is kind of fake and he secretly wants to move to some red county in Florida to make his vote count for more (Jungkook thinks he’d be fucking awesome at playing the role of ~exotic pool boy~ to some old white folks). 2. Those frozen chocolate covered raspberries he saw on Tik Tok are absolutely worth the $4.99 he had to shell over at Target the other day, like he will gladly let his neighbor suck him dry (blood-wise, and maybe dick-wise, too) in exchange for a lifetime supply. And: 3. His hot, ultra sexy, kind of mysterious, but also kind of dorky neighbor, Namjoon Kim, is probably a vampire.

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