Fics like Newman-O's, Cows, and Other Signs of Love

'This is,' pants Cas, pushing tiredly at the cow, 'the stupidest goddamn idea you've ever roped me into, and I say that as someone who once played two rounds of absinthe beer pong with you. Two rounds, Dean. I couldn't walk straight for a week.' The cow moos disconsolately, as if in agreement. Dean, however, scoffs, and successfully urges their bovine companion up another two steps. 'Quit being such a baby. You wanted a memorable senior prank, and this is –' the cow lurches forwards, leaving Dean to stumble and grab the handrail, '– OK, yeah, this is pretty fucking stupid. God.' He tips his head and looks up the gap in the centre of the stairwell. 'How many more flights again?' 'Four,' says Cas, and gives the cow an absent pat. 'Well, four and a half. We're still in the mezzanine level.'

Fics like Newman-O's, Cows, and Other Signs of Love

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