Fics like Written in the Sand

“Heaven is in all black and white, and God is a rude little girl who rides a scooter?” Diego laughs, flipping through the pages of Keechie’s scripture journal. “How did any of those morons actually believe this garbage?” “Oh, well that part’s true,” Klaus absentmindedly corrects, getting more disinterested by the second because it’s not like he hasn’t heard all these sayings before. Then, he frowns. “Actually, she rides a bike, not a scooter. Not sure how Keechie misheard that part.” “You’re bullshitting us,” Diego rolls his eyes disbelievingly. “C’mon, Klaus, how stupid do you think we are?” “I’m really not, though,” Klaus furrows his eyebrows, because didn’t he already tell them this? He can’t remember for sure, but it must have come up at some point, right? It seems to dawn on Diego that Klaus is dead serious about this because a fraction of the humor in his expression disappears.

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