Fics like my love took me down to the river to silence me

Cytherea is waiting for you at the River. She’s got a little boat tied to a stake at the water’s edge, and she’s wearing a frankly ridiculous sunhat. She waves you down as you approach, as if there’s any chance of you missing her. “Well” she says, smiling her million-watt smile, “you fucked that one up rather spectacularly.” “You’re one to talk.” You snap. “You got murdered by a toddler with a bone fetish.” “I missed you too, Mercy.” Cytherea says, and rises up on her tiptoes to kiss both your cheeks. “Now come along, we’ve got a very busy afterlife ahead of us.”

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